SHORTS

Put some happiness over your most precious parts.
Sand Shorts - The Santa (Northpole)
from $45.00
Sand Shorts - The Santa (Northpole)
Sand Shorts - The Santa (Northpole)
Sand Shorts - The Santa (Northpole)
Sand Shorts - The Santa (Northpole)

Sand Shorts - The Santa (Northpole)

$45.00
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Throw your "The Santa" shorts on for Christmas morning and we promise you will feel the most "merry" you've ever felt! Surprisingly smooth and silky.


• 96% polyester, 4% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 2%)
• Fabric weight: 4.7 oz/yd² (160 g/m²), weight may vary by 5%
• Water-repellent microfiber fabric
• Elastic waistband with a flat white drawstring / Mesh side pockets

 

Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Waist (inches) 29 ⅞ 31 ½ 33 ⅛ 36 ¼ 39 ⅜ 42 ½ 45 ⅝
Hips (inches) 37 38 ⅝ 40 ⅛ 43 ¼ 46 ½ 49 ⅝ 52 ¾
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Sand Shorts - The Brorack (Hawaii)
from $45.00
Sand Shorts - The Brorack (Hawaii)
Sand Shorts - The Brorack (Hawaii)
Sand Shorts - The Brorack (Hawaii)
Sand Shorts - The Brorack (Hawaii)

Sand Shorts - The Brorack (Hawaii)

$45.00
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Just throw on a pair and go do any crazy activity you can think of. "The Brorack" will be looking as swagged out as ever, repping major island vibes from his hometown, Hawaii.

• 96% polyester, 4% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 2%)
• Water-repellent microfiber fabric
• Elastic waistband / Flat white drawstring / Mesh side pockets

Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Waist (inches) 29 ⅞ 31 ½ 33 ⅛ 36 ¼ 39 ⅜ 42 ½ 45 ⅝
Hips (inches) 37 38 ⅝ 40 ⅛ 43 ¼ 46 ½ 49 ⅝ 52 ¾
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Waist (cm) 76 80 84 92 100 108 116
Hips (cm) 94 98 102 110 118 126 134
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Sand Shorts - The Walt (Chemist)
from $45.00
Sand Shorts - The Walt (Chemist)
Sand Shorts - The Walt (Chemist)
Sand Shorts - The Walt (Chemist)
Sand Shorts - The Walt (Chemist)

Sand Shorts - The Walt (Chemist)

$45.00
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Just throw on a pair and get the respect you deserve. "The Walt" will be looking as boss as ever, giving you all street cred you've always wanted.


• 96% polyester, 4% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 2%)
• Water-repellent microfiber fabric
• Elastic waistband / Flat white drawstring / Mesh side pocketsSize guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Waist (inches) 29 ⅞ 31 ½ 33 ⅛ 36 ¼ 39 ⅜ 42 ½ 45 ⅝
Hips (inches) 37 38 ⅝ 40 ⅛ 43 ¼ 46 ½ 49 ⅝ 52 ¾
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Waist (cm) 76 80 84 92 100 108 116
Hips (cm) 94 98 102 110 118 126 134
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Sand Shorts - The Bern (Unbothered)
from $45.00
Sand Shorts - The Bern (Unbothered)
Sand Shorts - The Bern (Unbothered)
Sand Shorts - The Bern (Unbothered)
Sand Shorts - The Bern (Unbothered)

Sand Shorts - The Bern (Unbothered)

$45.00
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Just throw on a pair and go do any crazy activity you can think of. "The Bern" will be holding down your thigh area, looking as unbothered as ever. No biggie.

• 96% polyester, 4% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 2%)
• Water-repellent microfiber fabric
• Elastic waistband / Flat white drawstring / Mesh side pockets

Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Waist (inches) 29 ⅞ 31 ½ 33 ⅛ 36 ¼ 39 ⅜ 42 ½ 45 ⅝
Hips (inches) 37 38 ⅝ 40 ⅛ 43 ¼ 46 ½ 49 ⅝ 52 ¾
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Waist (cm) 76 80 84 92 100 108 116
Hips (cm) 94 98 102 110 118 126 134
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Sand Shorts - The Jonsi (Revel)
from $45.00
Sand Shorts - The Jonsi (Revel)
Sand Shorts - The Jonsi (Revel)
Sand Shorts - The Jonsi (Revel)
Sand Shorts - The Jonsi (Revel)

Sand Shorts - The Jonsi (Revel)

$45.00
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Just throw on a pair and go burn up a runway somewhere. "The Jonsi" will be looking as iconic as ever, simply werking your thigh area. 

• 96% polyester, 4% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 2%)
• Water-repellent microfiber fabric
• Elastic waistband / Flat white drawstring / Mesh side pockets

Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Waist (inches) 29 ⅞ 31 ½ 33 ⅛ 36 ¼ 39 ⅜ 42 ½ 45 ⅝
Hips (inches) 37 38 ⅝ 40 ⅛ 43 ¼ 46 ½ 49 ⅝ 52 ¾
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Waist (cm) 76 80 84 92 100 108 116
Hips (cm) 94 98 102 110 118 126 134
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Sand Shorts - The Ruthie (Ruthless)
from $45.00
Sand Shorts - The Ruthie (Ruthless)
Sand Shorts - The Ruthie (Ruthless)
Sand Shorts - The Ruthie (Ruthless)
Sand Shorts - The Ruthie (Ruthless)

Sand Shorts - The Ruthie (Ruthless)

$45.00
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Just throw on a pair and go change the world. "The Ruthie will be looking as justified as ever, simply resting, watching and approving them message.

• 96% polyester, 4% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 2%)
• Water-repellent microfiber fabric
• Elastic waistband / Flat white drawstring / Mesh side pocketsSize guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Waist (inches) 29 ⅞ 31 ½ 33 ⅛ 36 ¼ 39 ⅜ 42 ½ 45 ⅝
Hips (inches) 37 38 ⅝ 40 ⅛ 43 ¼ 46 ½ 49 ⅝ 52 ¾
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Waist (cm) 76 80 84 92 100 108 116
Hips (cm) 94 98 102 110 118 126 134
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Sand Shorts - The McJack (Mover)
from $45.00
Sand Shorts - The McJack (Mover)
Sand Shorts - The McJack (Mover)
Sand Shorts - The McJack (Mover)
Sand Shorts - The McJack (Mover)

Sand Shorts - The McJack (Mover)

$45.00
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Just throw on a pair and try and do as many spins as you can without passing out. Ok, maybe don't do that. But "The McJack" will understand if you did anyway. 

• 96% polyester, 4% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 2%)
• Water-repellent microfiber fabric
• Elastic waistband / Flat white drawstring / Mesh side pockets

Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Waist (inches) 29 ⅞ 31 ½ 33 ⅛ 36 ¼ 39 ⅜ 42 ½ 45 ⅝
Hips (inches) 37 38 ⅝ 40 ⅛ 43 ¼ 46 ½ 49 ⅝ 52 ¾
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Waist (cm) 76 80 84 92 100 108 116
Hips (cm) 94 98 102 110 118 126 134
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Sand Shorts - The Ammie (Pumps)
from $45.00
Sand Shorts - The Ammie (Pumps)
Sand Shorts - The Ammie (Pumps)
Sand Shorts - The Ammie (Pumps)
Sand Shorts - The Ammie (Pumps)

Sand Shorts - The Ammie (Pumps)

$45.00
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Just throw on a pair and do any crazy activity you can think of. "The Ammie" will be holding down your thigh area, looking as rebellious as ever. No biggie.

• 96% polyester, 4% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 2%)
• Water-repellent microfiber fabric
• Elastic waistband / Flat white drawstring / Mesh side pockets

Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Waist (inches) 29 ⅞ 31 ½ 33 ⅛ 36 ¼ 39 ⅜ 42 ½ 45 ⅝
Hips (inches) 37 38 ⅝ 40 ⅛ 43 ¼ 46 ½ 49 ⅝ 52 ¾
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Waist (cm) 76 80 84 92 100 108 116
Hips (cm) 94 98 102 110 118 126 134
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Sand Shorts - The Charplin (Talkie)
from $45.00
Sand Shorts - The Charplin (Talkie)
Sand Shorts - The Charplin (Talkie)
Sand Shorts - The Charplin (Talkie)
Sand Shorts - The Charplin (Talkie)

Sand Shorts - The Charplin (Talkie)

$45.00
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Just throw on a pair and go do a silent activity. In this crazy, new world, we think Mr. Silence himself, "The Charplin", would appreciate that. 

• 96% polyester, 4% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 2%)
• Water-repellent microfiber fabric
• Elastic waistband / Flat white drawstring / Mesh side pockets

Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Waist (inches) 29 ⅞ 31 ½ 33 ⅛ 36 ¼ 39 ⅜ 42 ½ 45 ⅝
Hips (inches) 37 38 ⅝ 40 ⅛ 43 ¼ 46 ½ 49 ⅝ 52 ¾
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Waist (cm) 76 80 84 92 100 108 116
Hips (cm) 94 98 102 110 118 126 134
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Sand Shorts - The Chevara (Commandante)
from $45.00
Sand Shorts - The Chevara (Commandante)
Sand Shorts - The Chevara (Commandante)
Sand Shorts - The Chevara (Commandante)
Sand Shorts - The Chevara (Commandante)

Sand Shorts - The Chevara (Commandante)

$45.00
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Just throw on a pair and go feel the power of "The Chevara". Protecting your most precious parts and managing to still look as cool and revolt-y as ever. 

• 96% polyester, 4% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 2%)
• Water-repellent microfiber fabric
• Elastic waistband / Flat white drawstring / Mesh side pockets

Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Waist (inches) 29 ⅞ 31 ½ 33 ⅛ 36 ¼ 39 ⅜ 42 ½ 45 ⅝
Hips (inches) 37 38 ⅝ 40 ⅛ 43 ¼ 46 ½ 49 ⅝ 52 ¾
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Waist (cm) 76 80 84 92 100 108 116
Hips (cm) 94 98 102 110 118 126 134
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Sand Shorts - The Frita (Fearless)
from $45.00
Sand Shorts - The Frita (Fearless)
Sand Shorts - The Frita (Fearless)
Sand Shorts - The Frita (Fearless)
Sand Shorts - The Frita (Fearless)

Sand Shorts - The Frita (Fearless)

$45.00
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Just throw on a pair and go be crazy somewhere. We think "The Frita" would really appreciate that. 

• 96% polyester, 4% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 2%)
• Water-repellent microfiber fabric
• Elastic waistband / Flat white drawstring / Mesh side pockets

Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Waist (inches) 29 ⅞ 31 ½ 33 ⅛ 36 ¼ 39 ⅜ 42 ½ 45 ⅝
Hips (inches) 37 38 ⅝ 40 ⅛ 43 ¼ 46 ½ 49 ⅝ 52 ¾
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Waist (cm) 76 80 84 92 100 108 116
Hips (cm) 94 98 102 110 118 126 134
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Sand Shorts - The Toopak (Coast)
from $45.00
Sand Shorts - The Toopak (Coast)
Sand Shorts - The Toopak (Coast)
Sand Shorts - The Toopak (Coast)
Sand Shorts - The Toopak (Coast)

Sand Shorts - The Toopak (Coast)

$45.00
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Just throw on a pair and go write some songs on the beach. "The Toopak" will be looking as dope as ever, giving you all the rhymes, rhythms and confidence you need to lay it down just right.

• 96% polyester, 4% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 2%)
• Water-repellent microfiber fabric
• Elastic waistband / Flat white drawstring / Mesh side pockets

Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Waist (inches) 29 ⅞ 31 ½ 33 ⅛ 36 ¼ 39 ⅜ 42 ½ 45 ⅝
Hips (inches) 37 38 ⅝ 40 ⅛ 43 ¼ 46 ½ 49 ⅝ 52 ¾
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Waist (cm) 76 80 84 92 100 108 116
Hips (cm) 94 98 102 110 118 126 134
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Sand Shorts - The Marahlyn (Melrose)
from $45.00
Sand Shorts - The Marahlyn (Melrose)
Sand Shorts - The Marahlyn (Melrose)
Sand Shorts - The Marahlyn (Melrose)
Sand Shorts - The Marahlyn (Melrose)

Sand Shorts - The Marahlyn (Melrose)

$45.00
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Just throw on a pair and go be a blonde somewhere. "The Marahlyn" will give you all the permission you need to be you. 

• 96% polyester, 4% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 2%)
• Water-repellent microfiber fabric
• Elastic waistband / Flat white drawstring / Mesh side pockets

Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Waist (inches) 29 ⅞ 31 ½ 33 ⅛ 36 ¼ 39 ⅜ 42 ½ 45 ⅝
Hips (inches) 37 38 ⅝ 40 ⅛ 43 ¼ 46 ½ 49 ⅝ 52 ¾
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Waist (cm) 76 80 84 92 100 108 116
Hips (cm) 94 98 102 110 118 126 134
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Sand Shorts - The Jeez (Joy)
from $45.00
Sand Shorts - The Jeez (Joy)
Sand Shorts - The Jeez (Joy)
Sand Shorts - The Jeez (Joy)
Sand Shorts - The Jeez (Joy)

Sand Shorts - The Jeez (Joy)

$45.00
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Just throw on a pair and feel the heavenly presence of "The Jeez" blessing your loins. He's got your back and bottom. 

• 96% polyester, 4% elastane (fabric composition may vary by 2%)
• Water-repellent microfiber fabric
• Elastic waistband / Flat white drawstring / Mesh side pockets

Size guide

  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Waist (inches) 29 ⅞ 31 ½ 33 ⅛ 36 ¼ 39 ⅜ 42 ½ 45 ⅝
Hips (inches) 37 38 ⅝ 40 ⅛ 43 ¼ 46 ½ 49 ⅝ 52 ¾
  XS S M L XL 2XL 3XL
Waist (cm) 76 80 84 92 100 108 116
Hips (cm) 94 98 102 110 118 126 134
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